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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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