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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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