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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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