Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.