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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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