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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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