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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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