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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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