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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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