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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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