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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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