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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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