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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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