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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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