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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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