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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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