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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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