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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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