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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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