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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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