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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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