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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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