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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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