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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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