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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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