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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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