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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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