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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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