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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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