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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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