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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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