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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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