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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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