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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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