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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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