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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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