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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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