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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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