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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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