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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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