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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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