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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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