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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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