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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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