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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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