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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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