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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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