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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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