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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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