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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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